You know you're old when ....

Sunny days become good drying days.

You hear krystle and your first thought is glassware.

Driving is no longer a novelty and you refuse to get behind the wheel during rush hour.

The first thing you pack for a festival is anti bacterial handwash, then toilet paper,then spare clothes and then booze.

You rave about non stick saucepans.

Shopping around - for groceries - becomes interesting.

You boast about 'your famous recipe', which involves adding half a bottle of wine to bolognese made with Ragu sauce.

You bypass nightclubs because it's too hard to have a conversation in them.

You want to tell teenagers to brush their hair out of their eyes.

You really look forward to a good cup of tea when you get home from your holidays.